3 August 2008
We stayed at the Hotel de Milan last night. They gave us a bed that was, probably, a double. It was tiny. We had to walk up 3 1/2 flights of stairs (or more) . The stairs wrapped around the elevator shaft. The elevator that didn’t work. The stairs smelled. They were dirty, old and in places very tiny.
Our ‘foyer’ to our room, conveniently, contained a sink, toilet, and bidet. The door between the bath-entrance and the bedroom didn’t close all the way. There was no fan. We kept the window open, so were awakened throughout the night by noises from the street.

That door is the entrance to our room
This morning we got up and started our mission to leave Paris. We walked to a plane shuttle, paid 10€ and road to d’Orly airport. We wandered around for a while, then found out all the major airlines were at the Charles de Gaulle airport. We took a shuttle bus (18€) to de Gaulle and found the British Airways counter. It was 197€ each, but we’re on our way to London in a few more hours.
We hate Paris. I hate Paris. I thought my distaste was influencing Jake towards leaving, but he said he hates Paris more than Brussels.
We really aren’t sure what we’ll do once in London. Our first goal is to try to find cheap tickets to Washington. If not, see if we can change our expensive tickets’ departure date.
I don’t think I’ll be home tonight. Maybe, tomorrow. I hope and pray it’s soon.
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We are on a plane to London after a security scare at the France airport. The matrix did not get us.
[beyond-the-journal notes]
I made a side note about the security scare:
We believe it was an abandoned bag. The area we were supposed to go for check-in was cleared. Men in camouflage with machine guns chained to them arrived. After a while, we were allowed to check-in.

There were huge chains strapping the gun to the soldier
The reference to ‘the matrix’ is because we were discussing how advertising and marketing makes Europe look like a lovely, romantic place to visit – when that couldn’t be further from the truth. Paris smelled of urine and dog poop. I’m not kidding at all. We walked under a bridge along the River Seine and Jake almost puked. It was like sticking your nose into an ammonia bottle. I commented that we have ’seen the matrix’. For the rest of the day, we remarked when it seemed those in control of the matrix did not want us to get the truth about Europe out.
I didn’t write much about Paris in my journal. I was very unhappy. We went to the Louvre. We walked all around the area and took many, many pictures, but almost all of the time we were doing it because we knew we should. People back home expected us to see certain things while in Paris. I didn’t want to turn tail and run when I realized where, and under what conditions, those things existed.
We saw the Eiffel Tower a few blocks off. Jake said, ‘That can’t be it. It’s tiny.’ He said it’s smaller than some famous tower in Japan he’d just seen. It’s simply a large metal structure. The bottom area was paved with people -stinky, stinky people.

Yeah, big metal thing
I’ve seen better, more interesting architecture in Richmond. It may not be as famous or as wide-spread, but it is nice and I don’t have to hold my breath to see it. The quaint Paris cafes all looked exactly like any cafe we saw in Germany or England or anywhere in The Fan.
Yeah, I really didn’t like Paris.