• too many nasty, dry, long-roll sandwiches
  • one out of every 5th person stinks
  • all cities smell of urine to varying degrees – centuries of urine
  • Paris smells like dog poop
  • no air conditioning
  • too much bread/sandwiches in general
  • no tomato juice in Europe or large and costly
  • Brussels
  • Paris
  • the Paris Metro – lovely signs, but like the movie Descent